Birthday Collage Answers!

Now some of these were a bit of a stretch, I know, but I think the real hint is in the 30 Rock picture. Look closely, it’s a picture of the 30 Rock porn parody. Answers below!

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  1. That’s a picture of M34, a cluster of stars in the constellation Perseus.
  2. That’s is a graphic representation of the Fibonacci sequence of which 34 is the 10th number.
  3. That’s me! Today is my 34th birthday!
  4. There are 34 islands in the Mediterranean.
  5. Shaquille O’Neal’s number with the L.A. Lakers was 34.
  6. The international calling code for Spain is +34.
  7. In a 4×4 magic square, each of the rows and columns adds up to 34.
  8. There were 34 stars on the American flag prior to the Civil War.
  9. The atomic number of Selenium is 34.
  10. And rule 34 of the internet: If it exists, there is porn of it.

Thanks for playing! :)

You’re all going to kick yourselves…

…or you’re all going to kick me because it was an oh-so-lame puzzle, but here’s the answer to your annual puzzle!

Let’s see…

  • Typewriters = Awesome.
  • Dinosaurs = Hell, yeah, they’re awesome!
  • Pyramids = Come on. Awesome!
  • Rosetta Stone = If I could marry an inanimate object, I would. Aaaaaaawesome!
  • Old radios = Awesome.
  • Old wine = Awesome (and they get MORE awesome, the older they get!)
  • Old books = Do I even have to say it? I will! Awesome!
  • Castles = Awesome.
  • JMW Turner = Awesome.
  • Cheese = AWESOME. And, like wine, more awesome the older it gets (usually).
  • Old timey cars = Awesome.
  • Old-fashioned bustled dresses = Awesome!

Hmm, am I forgetting something? Oh, yeah! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Let the kickings commence. ;)