Nothin’ better than dancin’ in my underwear!

Okay, now. I’m asking each and every one of you a very VERY important question. Everyone must have that one song that inspires them to imitate Tom Cruise a la Risky Business. So my question to you is ‘what’s yours?’

Mine is Meatloaf’s masterpiece. Yes. I’m talking about ‘Paradise by the Dashboard Light.’ When I hear that song, I become my very own concert performance. I am Meatloaf. I am the girl singer. I am the back up dancers. ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.

And now I must go because my big part is coming up in a minute because…


I gotta know right now, do you love me?!

What a waster!

I ❤ Dave Gorman sooooooo much. I’m reading his book about Googlewhacking (sounds rather dirty, no?) and was inspired to try one myself. Imagine my excitement when I stumbled across ‘phalange cantaloupes’! I, er, am not sure what ‘phalange’ means. Anybody out there know? Anyways, try it. It’s addictive.

Here’s what to do:

1. Enter two words into without quotation marks – you can’t search for them as a phrase.

2. Hit ‘search.’

3. If it comes back with only one site, congratulations! You’ve found a googlewhack. Go to to register it. Tres fun, tres exciting…tres addictive.