Okay, now. I’m asking each and every one of you a very VERY important question. Everyone must have that one song that inspires them to imitate Tom Cruise a la Risky Business. So my question to you is ‘what’s yours?’
Mine is Meatloaf’s masterpiece. Yes. I’m talking about ‘Paradise by the Dashboard Light.’ When I hear that song, I become my very own concert performance. I am Meatloaf. I am the girl singer. I am the back up dancers. ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.
And now I must go because my big part is coming up in a minute because…
STOP RIGHT THERE!
I gotta know right now, do you love me?!