So, the other day, I’m in the market. As I’m checking out, I’m scanning the tabloid headlines, like you do, and stumble across this one:
Bigfoot Saves Baby From Flaming Camper
My brain proceeds to read this as:
Bigfoot Saves Baby From Obviously Homosexual Person Who Is Camping
This, of course, made me a bit upset, thinking ‘Why did Bigfoot feel the need to take a baby away from its gay parent? and why are we praising bigfoot for his actions?’
Then I realised that the headline actually meant:
Bigfoot Saves Baby From Camping Equipment That Is On Fire
Which is good. Bigfoot is obviously a hero.