Tabloids + my brain =

So, the other day, I’m in the market. As I’m checking out, I’m scanning the tabloid headlines, like you do, and stumble across this one:

Bigfoot Saves Baby From Flaming Camper

My brain proceeds to read this as:

Bigfoot Saves Baby From Obviously Homosexual Person Who Is Camping

This, of course, made me a bit upset, thinking ‘Why did Bigfoot feel the need to take a baby away from its gay parent? and why are we praising bigfoot for his actions?’

Then I realised that the headline actually meant:

Bigfoot Saves Baby From Camping Equipment That Is On Fire

Which is good. Bigfoot is obviously a hero.