RED FLAG GARDEN UPDATE

AT APPROXIMATELY 17:19 PM CST THE CRIME SCENE ON THE THIRD FLOOR BALCONY WAS DISCOVERED STOP THE VICTIM STOP THE LAST HOPE OF THE GARDEN STOP THE PRIME SUSPECT STOP THAT BASTARD SQUIRREL STOP PICTORIAL EVIDENCE TO FOLLOW STOP WARNING STOP GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF GARDEN CARNAGE STOP

WE SALUTE YOU BERNIE STOP AND YOUR FALLEN COMRADES STOP

LAZARUS WILL BE PROTECTED STOP AT STOP ALL STOP COSTS STOP

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