Insert noise of general disgust here

My across-the-way neighbor, Stompy McSlammerson, has returned. And so have all his Stompy McSlammerson friends.

Mostly I’m worried that they’ll wake me up at 4:00 in the morning with all their stomping and slamming and talking loudly in the hallway and, half asleep, I’ll shout ‘Shut the hell up, Stompy!’

And then I will become known as Crazy McYellsthings. And that’s just not who I want to be, you know?

But seriously.


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