Meet the smug bastard…

…who broke my knife.

To be fair, I suppose that if someone was attempting to pry open my head and scoop out my insides, I’d do everything I could to stop them as well. Oh, well, I’m off to dig through its innards and look for its children so I can roast them in the oven, so I think I won in the long run.

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