I do miss having my garden – not that they wouldn’t be spending the winter at my parents’ house anyway, but it’s sort of sad knowing that they won’t be coming back – there’s just nowhere to put them here! But I was visiting them over the holidays and have pictures for you!
The lemon tree, sporting what may very well be the world’s largest Meyer lemon.
Seriously, that’s HUGE! And it’s taken months and months to get to that point. I think the plant is concentrating all of its energy on that one lemon because there are about four others that are still very small and green and have been since the summer. Bizarre!
And the avocado.
Now that it’s no longer outdoors, it seems to be thriving – it’s got two new big (scary) leaves and they’re looking very healthy and suspicious – no brown spots on the new ones!
Josephine saw something today:
What Josephine saw:
I know many of you laughed when I said the avocado plant was ominous, but look at it now:
‘What’s so ominous about that, Anne?’ I hear you say. What’s ominous is that it’s growing its own minions!
Look at those hordes! That will be a fearsome sight storming my balcony door one lonely midnight…
Alas, we’ve hit that point in the gardening season when I’ve kind of lost interest and keep thinking ‘They’re plants – they don’t need me! They’ll be fine.’ I’m really only actively looking after two of them now because the tomatoes have succumbed to whatever is responsible for the moldy undersides (the inconsistent watering, apparently), the strawberries are growing in too many directions, and the eggplants have been idling away for months now with no changes.
I’m still taking care of the lemon tree because the first little tiny meyer lemons have appeared! And because I crave Michael Chiarello’s approval…
Apologies for it being blurry, but it was getting dark out there and I didn’t want to risk being caught outside after sunset with the other plant.
Basically, I’m only looking after this one still because I’m afraid that if I don’t, it is likely to murder me in my sleep. I still can’t tell you what I find so unsettling about this plant, but just look at it, with its weird leaves. It’s shifty…
One of my sunflowers is actually looking like a sunflower!
It’s not the drones – I haven’t seen them since the wasps showed up (don’t worry, I…took care of them) – I think it must be a female since it’s not all black like the drones are and doesn’t have the white spot in its forehead like the drones do.
It was really enjoying the meyer lemon plant – climbing around all the flowers and sticking its head right inside. And look how furry it is! So cute!
I opened the door to my balcony this afternoon to go out and water everybody and promptly stopped and said ‘Holy fuck!’
Apparently, I have discovered a new species of cucumber: Stealth cucumber. I’ve been repeatedly checking on this little fellow:
and was concerned that no progress was being made. What made me stop and swear today was the sight of this:
Amazing! I honestly have never seen that cucumber before and have no idea where it came from. In sadder news, I was very excited to see that my tomatoes were finally ripening. Looks good, doesn’t it?
But then I turned it over:
Disaster! Anybody out there know what happened? Did I leave it on the vine too long and it started to rot or is that some kind of tomato infection or something? I’m a little concerned about the meyer lemon tree.
If all those flowers turn into meyer lemons, I fear I will be overwhelmed!